I do some little acting. I do some writing. I do some talking. I’m an ass. I do a lot of things.
My favorite thing in the entire world is when you’re at a concert and the singer stops singing to hear the crowd sing and they get a huge smile on their face it gives me chills every goddamn time
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
i like how when people say “i love couples with size difference” they mean tiny girls with waists so thin the large men they are dating can put their entire hand around them and by love i mean where the FUCK are my tiny vain princes and their huge muscular knight women who don’t put up with any of their shit and hoist them over their shoulders and walk off when they’re having a princely temper tantrum your all WEAK